Nolan, let me save you the effort.
Nothing he can say, or anyone else can say, will be adequately reassuring simply due to the innumerable amount of ways *** can begin (note that these non-clinical-picture presentations are rare; they are nevertheless existent).
You don't have it, Nolan. You f**king twitch and sometimes cramp. These things are pretty normal. I wish that was all I was going through (still, I'm probably fine, too).
Stop using people as your guinea-pig. You do not have it. Seriously. You don't.
You think you spent a lot of time on ***forums. I practically lived there for like a week. I've read the '6% study'. I've read the 'Walt study'. I've read literally every well-publicized documented case of exceptional-circumstances.
YOU, NOLAN. DO NOT HAVE IT. NO ONE EVER DIDN'T HAVE A DISEASE AS HARD AS YOU DON'T, NOLAN.
I'm running short of things to say to you to convince you of your absolute absence of a disease.