So I'm freaking out.
Tonight my husband and I had sex and he was supposed to...ahem...pull out - and didn't.
I immediately jumped up and went to the bathroom and tried to rise "off" what I could. Well, I knew he went inside me, so I grabbed one of those medicine syringes that you squirt into the mouths of an infant if they're on an Rx, I filled it with water, inserted it, and squirted it up there a few times.
I've just read that this can cause a fatal air embolism and I am freaking. the. F. OUT!!!!!!!!