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Offline Delonteeast

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What "diseases" have you had?
« on: February 18, 2014, 02:02:25 AM »
Hi everyone, I'm new to this forum, long time lurker mainly because HA ruined the last year of my life. Anyways, I'll jump right to it..

What have you diagnosed yourself with and what was the real reason behind your "symptoms"?

I've had:

Gangrene (broke my arm in 8th grade, assumed the worst was under my cast)
ALS (drooled in bed and felt twitching at work)
MS (twitching)
Heart attack (my first anxiety attack)
Brain tumor (eyestrain)
Blindness (needed glasses)
Aneurysm (eyestrain)
HIV & AIDS (tattoo, even though my artist is licensed, has won multiple awards and one of the best in my city)
Hepatitis A (tattoo)
Hepatitis B (tattoo)
Hepatitis C (tattoo)
Hepatitis D (tattoo)
Hepatitis E (tattoo)
Various other blood diseases (tattoo)
Tetanus (tattoo)
Skin cancer (rash)
Stroke (headache)
Testicular cancer (one nut was slightly bigger than the other, which turns out to be normal!)
Infected tooth (cavity)
Penile cancer (I won't go into detail on this one, for the sake of your stomachs)

I'm sure there's more..I'll update if I can think of them 👌💯
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Re: What "diseases" have you had?
« Reply #1 on: February 18, 2014, 06:29:22 AM »
Colon or anal cancer (a little mucus in stools)
brain tumor (dizzy - anxiety)
Tonsil cancer (mucus retention cyst)
MS (tingling leg)
ALS (twitching thumb)
pilomotor seizure disorder (chills on legs)
Melanoma in the retina (was told there was a dark spot on the retina, most likely an old hole that closed, doctor wasn't concerned, but at every eye exam I worry - since 2002) I do believe that in 12 years it would have progressed!  (my rational mind)... my irrational mind is, "It wasn't melanoma LAST year, maybe it will turn into it NOW"
Bone cancer (pain felt deep inside arm) - at least that worry was only for about 20 minutes! LOL!
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Re: What "diseases" have you had?
« Reply #2 on: February 18, 2014, 06:38:24 AM »
Where do I start...!!

Cervical cancer (normal menstrual cramps)
Ovarian cancer (normal cramps)
POS (normal cramp)
Brain tumour (headache)
Melonma (unchanged mole because it was in the sun with sun cream)
Melonoma (spot on head, under thick hair, went away in two days but convinced myself for a further 3 months it was the spreading of the leg mole)
Arthritis (stuff wrist)
HIV (ongoing - kissed a stranger for 15 seconds and have a slight sore throat now. Because I have a habit of biting my lips I'm convinced he was a)hiv positive b)bleeding into my mouth somehow. Going for test tomorrow to stop my irrationality!)

Trying to stop at the last one. Don't want to be scared like this anymore!
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Re: What "diseases" have you had?
« Reply #3 on: February 18, 2014, 06:49:53 AM »
Proud to announce my list:

HIV (from trying on earrings in a store, from the vaginal speculum, from a blood typing procedure, from smoking or drinking after others)
Melanoma
Breast cancer
Paget's disease (nipple cancer)
Mucinous breast cancer (ever heard of that one, huh?!)
Cervical cancer
Ovarian cancer
Colon cancer
Peritoneal cancer
Nail cancer (lol!)
Lung cancer
Toxocara infection in eye (which causes blindness)
Pancreas cancer
Lymphoma
Abdominal tumour (turned out to be my xyphoid process, a cartilage that ends the sternum)
Stomach cancer or stomach lymphoma
Liver cancer or Hepatitis
Chest lymphoma
Thymoma
Bone cancer (in neck, in leg, in ribs)
Paralyzed diaphragm due to a tumour pressing on my phrenic nerve (shortness of breath)
Thyroid cancer
Spinal tumour pressing on my nerves
Diabetes (caused by a pancreatic tumour)
Bladder cancer
Unidentified hormone-secreting tumour
Early menopause (at 28)
Tongue cancer
Leukemia

... to be continued (or hopefully NOT!)

My boyfriend, who loves me very much bless his soul, keeps a list of all my 'diseases' and whenever I come up with a new one, he reads it to me all from the beginning, and I must tell you we burst into laughter every goddamn time :) It's so grotesque it's hilarious!

I once had an otherwise inconspicuous mole that started to hurt whenever I looked at it LOL and that one cracks me up every time he mentions it. I was so obsessed it was cancerous that I actually MADE it hurt by staring at it lol. After a couple of weeks I was basically LIMPING because of the pain from that mole (it was behind my knee). I should be in a freak show.
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Re: What "diseases" have you had?
« Reply #4 on: February 18, 2014, 07:05:24 AM »
Oh, I just read psychopika's post and forgot 2 I didn't add in my previous list for myself
Ovarian Cancer (slight dull ache)
spinal tumor pressing on nerves
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Re: What "diseases" have you had?
« Reply #5 on: February 18, 2014, 07:53:46 AM »
Let's begin...

HIV - (condom broke during anal sex)

Hepatitis B - (same reason as above)

Autoimmune Hepatitis - (women usually get it, but I am exception)

Colon cancer - (blood in stool once)

Brain tumor - (dizziness for a day + headache lasted for 2 weeks)

Stomach cancer - (burping, burning in stomach)

Lymphoma - (thought I had swollen nodes)

ALS - (left triceps twitching constantly for 3 weeks)

MS - (tingling toes on feet, electrical impulses in feet when spot would be pressed)

Optical neuritis - (connected with the one above, have a little blurry vision)

Show must go on...  ;D
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Re: What "diseases" have you had?
« Reply #6 on: February 18, 2014, 08:46:40 PM »
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Re: What "diseases" have you had?
« Reply #7 on: February 18, 2014, 08:49:01 PM »
Yup I've got to add appendicitis to that one I realized it as soon as I posted that.
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Re: What "diseases" have you had?
« Reply #8 on: February 18, 2014, 08:52:06 PM »
Where do I start...!!

Cervical cancer (normal menstrual cramps)
Ovarian cancer (normal cramps)
POS (normal cramp)
Brain tumour (headache)
Melonma (unchanged mole because it was in the sun with sun cream)
Melonoma (spot on head, under thick hair, went away in two days but convinced myself for a further 3 months it was the spreading of the leg mole)
Arthritis (stuff wrist)
HIV (ongoing - kissed a stranger for 15 seconds and have a slight sore throat now. Because I have a habit of biting my lips I'm convinced he was a)hiv positive b)bleeding into my mouth somehow. Going for test tomorrow to stop my irrationality!)

Trying to stop at the last one. Don't want to be scared like this anymore!

You can't get HIV from kissing.
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Re: What "diseases" have you had?
« Reply #9 on: February 18, 2014, 08:58:52 PM »
Wooh in order from when my anxiety started:

Throat Cancer - Lump in throat sensation for over a year
Stomach cancer - indigestion/acid reflux and epigastric pain
Lung Cancer - heaviness in chest
Melanoma - strange mole on my upper arm
Pancreatic cancer - epigastric pain and strange you know whats
Colon Cancer - IBS symptoms
NOW THE BIG ONE:
Brain tumor - on several occasions long standing headaches, for months or weeks at a time. Two cts and an MRI tomorrow as it is also what I am currently dealing with
DVT - on 3 separate occasions plus PE on a further 2 occasions

... Funnily enough I don't think I have been legitimately sick for the past 5 or so years even though I have imagined possessing every known ailment to man throughout!



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Re: What "diseases" have you had?
« Reply #10 on: February 18, 2014, 10:50:40 PM »
O yay another one!
I've had:
Brain tumor (Headaches for three months straight, bad memory, Bad memory seems to be from Xanax, and headaches were a mix of sinus issues and tense muscles, and possibly a little to many advils  ::))
ALS (my thumb twitching, numbness with out pins/needles, and weakness)
Carpal tunnel (thumb twitching weak and pain in hand)
MS (a lot of twitching)
Lymphoma( this one has made its return, I've about 4 or 5 swollen lymph nodes, all different sizes and feeling :traurig001:)
Spinal tumor(Back Pain)
Spinal stenosis (Back Pain)
Leukemia (Joint Pain, easy bruising sometimes)
Bone Cancer (Random bone pain)
Lupus (Pretty much every symptom besides the rash)
Abdominal Aortic Aneurysm (Stomach Pulse, Poor leg circulation at times)
Sinus tumor
If this is how I am now, I dread to think how i'll be when this stuff is actually more common to my age when I'm older  :spineyes:
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